Subject: Signs (Page 17)

Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet

Talk Dirty To Me

Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

You Shit It… We Get It

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

This biscuit tastes good.

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

Be Polite

Best Place To Take a Leak

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!

Cluck You Chicken

Jock's Trap Lounge

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

Brief Moments

Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon

Flattery will go far tonight.