Subject: Signs (Page 17)

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Hackers Ahead

RONG PHUK RESTAURANT

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

James L. Outhouse, QC

Asteroid Crossing

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

Stay in school and be up to know-good

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

The Frying Scotsman

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

Bea’s Ho-Made Products

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice