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Subject:
Signs
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Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends
Sign
Signs
In a Maine restaurant
Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet
Road sign
Signs
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
Sign
Signs
In a laundry room
Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in China
This biscuit tastes good.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.
Bumper sticker
Money
Signs
Change
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Best Place To Take a Leak
Sign
Signs
On a radiator repair garage
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
Sign
Signs
I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Signs
Translations
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
Sign
Signs
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon
Store name
Signs
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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