Subject: Signs (Page 18)

No Parking Above This Sign

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

Frigmobile

You Bed Your Life

Happy Crack

Refrigerate after opening.

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Please include the proper portion of your bill.

Asteroid Crossing

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant