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Subject:
Signs
(Page 18)
For lifting purposes only.
Label
Signs
Box for a car jack
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
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Signs
At a church
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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Signs
Don’tt Drink and Drive
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Signs
Road sign
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
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Signs
On a menu
SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
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Signs
Get A Brain! Morans
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Signs
Man carrying a protest sign
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
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Signs
At the side of a Sussex England road
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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Signs
On a menu
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Signs
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Signs
Fits One Head
Label
Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
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Signs
On a golf course
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Signs
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
Open seven days a week and weekends.
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Signs
In a restaurant
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