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Subject:
Signs
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No Parking Above This Sign
Sign
Signs
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
Sign
Signs
Frigmobile
Business name
Signs
Refrigerated transport services in Australia
You Bed Your Life
Store name
Signs
A bedding store
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
Refrigerate after opening.
Sign
Signs
Label on a refrigerator
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
Sign
Signs
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
Asteroid Crossing
Alongside a road
Signs
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
Sign
Signs
From a menu
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
Sign
Signs
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Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
Signs
Signs
Food packaging
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Sign
Signs
At a auto repair shop
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
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