Subject: Signs (Page 18)

For lifting purposes only.

Caution: Shoots rubber bands.

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

Don’tt Drink and Drive

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion

Get A Brain! Morans

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Fits One Head

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Sock Market

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

Open seven days a week and weekends.