Subject: Signs (Page 21)

How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

Happy Crack

Do not peel label off.

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

Directions: Use like regular soap.

Poo Ping Restaurant

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Austin Flowers

Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures

Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way

Elizabeth Tailoring

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM