Subject: Signs (Page 21)

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Caution! Contents hot!

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

Payment is due by the due date.

Sign Not In Use

You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring

HELP WANTED • No Bullshit

Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of

SOFA SO GOOD

Shake well and buy often

Drive Slow – See Our Village — Drive Fast – See Our Judge — Speed Limits Strictly Enforced

Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

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For Old Dimes Sake

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?