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Subject:
Signs
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How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R
Sign
Signs
Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
Sign
Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Label
Signs
On a bar of Dial soap
Poo Ping Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Oriental restaurant
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fortune cookie
Signs
PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
Sign
Signs
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
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Austin Flowers
Sign
Signs
Name of a flower store
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
Sign
Signs
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
Sign
Signs
Elizabeth Tailoring
Store name
Signs
In Moreno Valley CA
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
Sign
Signs
Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
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