Subject: Signs (Page 31)

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup

This Shirt Glows When My Swag Is On

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

Feman

Walkin's Welcome

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Second Time Around

Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

The Chocolate Mess

We have met the enemy and it is us.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

JUNK & DISORDERLY

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”