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Subject:
Signs
(Page 37)
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sew What
Store name
Signs
Many sewing shops
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
Sign
Signs
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Brew ha!
Sign
Signs
Name of a coffee shop
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
Sign
Signs
In a bus
Nacho Fast
Store name
Signs
Nachos-to-go shop
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Fortune cookie
Signs
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
Sign
Signs
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
Sign
Signs
Japanese whisky advertisement
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
Translation
Signs
Translations
From a toy package in Taiwan
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
Sign
Signs
At a park
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
Sign
Signs
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
Sign
Signs
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Hungry Mother State Park
Sign
Signs
In Virginia
Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
Lunch now being poured.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
Sign
Signs
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