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Subject:
Signs
(Page 43)
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Bumper sticker
Signs
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Bumper sticker
Signs
Titanic Canoe Rental
Sign
Signs
In Wisconsin
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
Sign
Signs
At a drug store
FuKing Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Numerous Oriental restaurants
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Bumper sticker
Signs
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Low, Ball & Lynch
Business name
Signs
Insurance in Monterey CA
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Instructions
Signs
On a portable stroller
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
A Pane In The Glass
Business name
Signs
Glass company
Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon
Store name
Signs
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle
Store name
Signs
In Mexico
B M U P
Sign
Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Flippin AR
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
Label
Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
Garden of Eat’n
Business name
Signs
Numerous restaurants
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
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