Subject: Signs (Page 43)

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

Watch Your Head

Rich Manger Attorney

Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

Vinyl Resting Place

Not for human consumption.

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Your vinyl resting place.

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier

From Here To Maternity

The Raper Law Firm

SID's Baby Furniture

⬅ Trips to the Moon

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.