Subject: Signs (Page 46)

Do not use intimately.

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Not Dishwasher Safe

Bring This Billboard In For A Free Lunch

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Turn Your Head and Coif

Bread Pitt

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Bullshifters

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.