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Subject:
Signs
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Do not use intimately.
Label
Signs
On deodorant
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
Sign
Signs
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Caution – Water On Road During Rain
Road sign
Signs
A road sign in Tennessee
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Bring This Billboard In For A Free Lunch
Billboard
Signs
Near Gainesville Texas
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
Sign
Signs
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Sign
Signs
At a farmer's field
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
Sign
Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Turn Your Head and Coif
Store name
Signs
A hair salon
Bread Pitt
Store name
Signs
A bakery in the Philippines
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
Sign
Signs
Historical marker
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
Sign
Signs
On a little restaurant
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
Sign
Signs
Bullshifters
Store name
Signs
A bicycling club
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Label
Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
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