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Subject:
Signs
(Page 52)
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
Sign
Signs
A public park no skateboarding sign
I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bring This Billboard In For A Free Lunch
Billboard
Signs
Near Gainesville Texas
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Deadman Funeral Home
Business name
Signs
A funeral Home in Manchester Tennessee
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
Sign
Signs
At a park in South Africa
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Label
Signs
From a disposable razor
Thai Me Up
Sign
Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
BYE
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Big Bone Lick State Park
Sign
Signs
Kentucky
Frisky Business
Business name
Signs
Numerous pet groomers and adult boutiques
BEDSIDE MANOR
Sign
Signs
At a doctor’s home
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Label
Signs
On a toilet brush
Try our new zesty owl.
Sign
Signs
A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
Sign
Signs
On a subway car
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
We Bye Used Cars
Business name
Signs
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