Subject: Signs (Page 52)

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

Bring This Billboard In For A Free Lunch

Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Deadman Funeral Home

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Thai Me Up

BYE

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Big Bone Lick State Park

Frisky Business

BEDSIDE MANOR

Do not use for personal hygiene.

Try our new zesty owl.

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Rugsuckers

We Bye Used Cars