Subject: Signs (Page 55)

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My Family's Nuts

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

HELP WANTED • No Bullshit

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

Baguetti Junction

I Go Where I'm Towed

Tease Me, Please Me

El Squid Roe

MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Pizza My Heart

A Flush Beats A Full House!

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth

Drive Thru Lawyer

Tip-ing is not a city in China.

Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where