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Subject:
Signs
(Page 55)
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
Sign
Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
My Family's Nuts
Business name
Signs
Nut shops
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
Sign
Signs
KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
HELP WANTED • No Bullshit
Classified ad
Signs
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
Sign
Signs
Baguetti Junction
Business name
Signs
Bakery & restaurant in England
I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake
Protest sign
Signs
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
Sign
Signs
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
Sign
Signs
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Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
A Flush Beats A Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth
Protest sign
Signs
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in New York
Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where
Protest sign
Signs
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