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Subject:
Signs
(Page 56)
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Signs
We Dispense With Accuracy
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Signs
In a New York drugstore
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
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Signs
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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Signs
In a New York restaurant
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
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Signs
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
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Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!
Protest sign
Signs
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Hour Place
Business name
Signs
Clock store in Capitola CA
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
Translation
Signs
Translations
“Facial and Body Remover”
WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
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Signs
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
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Signs
In an airport
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
Sign
Signs
At a church
Slow Sickness
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Signs
On a neighborhood street in South Carolina
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