Subject: Signs (Page 56)

BUY ONE, GET ONE

We Dispense With Accuracy

Little Goody New Shoes

No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Hour Place

Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING

Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

Slow Sickness