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Subject:
Signs
(Page 58)
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
SOFA SO GOOD
Sign
Signs
Name of a furniture store
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
No Parking Anytime
Sign
Signs
On a parking meter
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
Sign
Signs
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
Sign
Signs
On a house painter’s truck
Weddiang
Translation
Signs
Translations
Large wedding banner in China
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Private – Customer Parking Only – All Others Will Be Toad
Sign
Signs
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
Young Dong Garden
A restaurant in Arcadia CA
Signs
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
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