Subject: Signs (Page 64)

BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

Stop Wait 34 Seconds

Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Austin Flowers

Rising Loafer

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

Hair & Now

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Product Will Be Hot After Heating!

Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

Manely Hair

Open Other End

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

Bullshifters

Open dusk till dawn.

No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States