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Not intended for highway use.

BEDSIDE MANOR

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

S C E N I C V I E W [closed]

Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy

The Daily Grind

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

$2.99 ANY GARMENT

Most Garments (in small print below)

Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.

You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore

Closed for the holidays.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

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