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Subject:
Signs
(Page 68)
Not intended for highway use.
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Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
BEDSIDE MANOR
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Signs
At a doctor’s home
The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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Signs
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy
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Signs
The Daily Grind
Business name
Signs
A coffee house
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
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Signs
At a health club
PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
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Signs
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Signs
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Signs
Sign on a business’s door
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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Signs
At a zoo exhibit
$2.99 ANY GARMENT
Most Garments (in small print below)
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Signs
In a dry cleaner’s in Murray UT
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
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Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore
Protest sign
Signs
Closed for the holidays.
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Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Signs
Outside a church
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Kuntz Insurance Group
Business name
Signs
In Brookhaven PA
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