Subject: Signs (Page 70)

Slow Parking Ahead

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

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Frisky Business

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

Gone Fission

Pork The One You Love

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Do Me a Flavor

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Stop Wait 34 Seconds

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Fragile. Do not drop.

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

Do not use near fire or flame.

You Can't Beat Our Meat!