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Subject:
Signs
(Page 70)
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
Sign
Signs
In a Tokyo shop
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Frisky Business
Business name
Signs
Numerous pet groomers and adult boutiques
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
Sign
Signs
Gone Fission
Sign
Signs
On a scientist's door
Pork The One You Love
Sign
Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
Sign
Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
Sign
Signs
On a gate
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
Sign
Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
Sign
Signs
At a railroad crossing
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
Sign
Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Fragile. Do not drop.
Label
Signs
Posted on a Boeing 757
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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Signs
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
Sign
Signs
NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up
Sign
Signs
Translations
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
You Can't Beat Our Meat!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant – now closed
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