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Subject:
Signs
(Page 71)
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Label
Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.
Sign
Signs
On a street pole
Ask About Our Layaway Plan
Sign
Signs
In a funeral parlor
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins
Sign
Signs
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
Sign
Signs
At a church
Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
Saudia Hairline
Store name
Signs
A beauty salon
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
Sign
Signs
Septic service truck
Baguetti Junction
Business name
Signs
Bakery & restaurant in England
Best Place To Take a Leak
Sign
Signs
On a radiator repair garage
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
Sign
Signs
Of surrounding trees
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Label
Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
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