Subject: Signs (Page 72)

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

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Spraying of water chicken food

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NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

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WARNING: Contents flammable!

Fuk-Mi

Not Dishwasher Safe

Nuts To You

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

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If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.

This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.