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Subject:
Signs
(Page 72)
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Label
Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
Sign
Signs
Spraying of water chicken food
Translation
Signs
Translations
Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
#1 Threat to America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
Protest sign
Signs
NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up
Sign
Signs
Translations
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
Sign
Signs
In a department store
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
Sign
Signs
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Label
Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
Fuk-Mi
Business name
Signs
Sushi and seafood buffet
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
Wonderful Bargains For Men With 16 and 17 Necks
Sign
Signs
In a clothing store
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
Sign
Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.
Protest sign
Signs
This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)
Sign
Signs
On a church door
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
Signs
A tub and a rub will change your day.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
Sign
Signs
At a church
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Label
Signs
On a children's Superman costume
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