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Subject:
Signs
(Page 79)
When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
Sign
Signs
On a Tennessee highway
SOFA SO GOOD
Sign
Signs
Name of a furniture store
Gone Fishing Marina
Business name
Signs
Life’s a Cabernet
Business name
Signs
Wine shop in Chicago
Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do not turn upside down.
Instructions
Signs
On the BOTTOM of a dessert
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
Nacho Fast
Store name
Signs
Nachos-to-go shop
Our Teachers Make a Differance
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Outside a school
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Pork The One You Love
Sign
Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
Sign
Signs
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Manely Hair
Business name
Signs
A barbershop
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
Sign
Signs
Mangy Moose Saloon
Store name
Signs
Wyoming
Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS
Protest sign
Signs
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
Sign
Signs
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