Subject: Signs (Page 79)

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

SOFA SO GOOD

Gone Fishing Marina

Life’s a Cabernet

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

Do not turn upside down.

Invest in an underground condominium.

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

Nacho Fast

Our Teachers Make a Differance

If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product

Pork The One You Love

Gay St. Changes to Two Way

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Manely Hair

Soul Food Served Here

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Mangy Moose Saloon

Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)