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Subject:
Signs
(Page 79)
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.
Sign
Signs
A notice in a restaurant
Don’t forget you are always on our minds.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Beware of Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
Sign
Signs
Two signs in a store window
The Stalk Market
Business name
Signs
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
Sign
Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
The Chocolate Log
Store name
Signs
Confectionery & Chocolate Shop
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
Sign
Signs
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
Bumper sticker
Signs
You Dump It… We Pump It
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
Do not eat toner.
Label
Signs
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Label
Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Cheap Shots
Store name
Signs
A bar in New York City
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
Sign
Signs
At an animal park
Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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