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Subject:
Signs
(Page 83)
Big Bone Lick State Park
Sign
Signs
Kentucky
Fuk-Mi
Business name
Signs
Sushi and seafood buffet
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a can of black pepper
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Instructions
Signs
On a bottled drink
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
Sign
Signs
At a donut shop
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
Label
Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Label
Signs
On Zantac 75
You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Step Back Inn
Sign
Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
BYE
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
A second-hand watch store
Store name
Signs
A boutique
Cyclepath
Business name
Signs
Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
Sign
Signs
On a plumber's truck
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Superior Erection Company
Company name
Signs
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