Subject: Signs (Page 87)

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Please do not inside.

Slow Parking Ahead

Hair Bandits

Bickers & Bickers

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.

Wok-N-Roll

Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container

NOPCME (no p c me)

Sam & Ella's

DANGER Due To Hipsters

Payne & Fears LLC

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment