Subject: Signs (Page 87)

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

Maybe you live on moon in next century

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Peace A Pizza

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

Now Available In Multi-Packs

Death to all fanatics!

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Kitchen Helf Wated

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

Free Parking ($1.50 per day)

Another Load of Politicians Promises

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.