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Subject:
Signs
(Page 87)
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Maybe you live on moon in next century
Fortune cookie
Signs
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Bumper sticker
Signs
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
Sign
Signs
Outside a country shop
Now Available In Multi-Packs
Sign
Signs
On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
Sign
Signs
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
Sign
Signs
Kitchen Helf Wated
Sign
Signs
Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
Sign
Signs
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
Free Parking ($1.50 per day)
Sign
Signs
At a parking lot in Ocean City MD
Another Load of Politicians Promises
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
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