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Subject:
Signs
(Page 87)
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
Sign
Signs
At a park in South Africa
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo exhibit
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Please do not inside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a Korean museum
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
Hair Bandits
Business name
Signs
A hairstylist
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Highway sign
Signs
Highway sign
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Label
Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
Sign
Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
Wok-N-Roll
Business name
Signs
Chinese restaurant in Yarmouth Massachusetts
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
Sign
Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container
Sign
Signs
At a gas station
NOPCME (no p c me)
Sign
Signs
A urologist's license plate
Sam & Ella's
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Oklahoma
DANGER Due To Hipsters
Sign
Signs
On construction scaffolding
Payne & Fears LLC
Business name
Signs
Lawyers
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
Sign
Signs
At a massage parlor
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