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A string of good alibis.

professional baseball manager

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Rookie Wilson was candidate for Mookie of the Year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

That’s one you can tell your grandchildren about – tomorrow.

American baseball player

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and the other foot in a bucket of ice; according to the percentage people, you should be about perfectly comfortable.

baseball manager

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

Tommy John is so old, he uses Absorbine Senior.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I never tried to outsmart nobody; it was easier to outdummy them.

professional baseball player

It gets late out there early.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I think it’s a good idea; it keeps the parents off the streets.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys.

American baseball player

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.

American baseball player

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

American baseball manager

I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles; eighty percent of the people don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having trouble.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.

American baseball player, manager & scout

When Sandy Koufax retired.

American baseball player

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done.

professional baseball player