Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 25)

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player

When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours…. seven just to find his heart.

professional baseball pitcher

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

professional baseball player

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

American baseball umpire

I’ve got a face made for radio.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Being named manager of the Seattle Mariners is like becoming the head chef at MacDonalds.

American sportswriter

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If the NBA were on channel five and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel four, I’d watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.

college basketball coach

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.

American baseball player

All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It’s nice to have a guy that young come along; we usually go out and find somebody who’s 47.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Baseball team manager

When I was a kid, I wanted to play baseball and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've been able to do both.

American baseball player

The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.

professional baseball player

Slumps are like a soft bed; they're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

(1947 – ) professional baseball player

It's easy to stay in the majors for seven and a half years when you hit .300; but when you hit .216 like me, it's really an accomplishment.

professional baseball player

I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars; that bothered my dad at the time because he didn’t have that kind of dough… but he eventually scraped it up.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor