Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 5)

I didn’t see [Christy] Mathewson, but Oquendo said he had a good slider.

American baseball player

Well, there goes our 26-game hitting streak.

baseball manager

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The day Mickey Mantle bunted when the wind was blowing in on Crosley Field.

American baseball pitcher

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

professional baseball player & manager

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Pudge is so old, they didn’t have history class when he went to school.

professional baseball player & broadcaster

The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.

professional baseball player

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player

When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Kid, don't be messing around with my money.

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Wait until Tommy (Lasorda) meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.

American baseball pitcher

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer