Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 9)

I guess I’d better send my fingers to Cooperstown.

baseball player

Winning is better than the next worse thing.

American baseball pitcher

Baseball, it is said, is only a game… true… and the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Cricket is baseball on valium.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When they operated, I told them to put in a Koufax fastball. They did, but it was Mrs. Koufax's.

professional baseball pitcher

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Spring training should last one day. We'd have the team golf outing and head north.

professional baseball player

I can see them buying Mauer the city of Duluth.

baseball sports writer & analyst

A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Harmon Killebrew has enough power to hit home runs in any park – including Yellowstone.

American professional baseball player, manager & executive

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done.

professional baseball player

Tell you what, you keep the salary and I'll keep me the cut.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter