Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 9)

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and the other foot in a bucket of ice; according to the percentage people, you should be about perfectly comfortable.

baseball manager

Orel Hershiser is the only Major League pitcher to have two consecutive pronouns in his surname.

American essayist

Third [base] ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

Haven't they suffered enough?

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

American sportscaster

Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.

professional baseball player

I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

When you’re older than the manager and the general manger, that’s not a good sign.

American baseball player

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

American baseball player

I can see the sun okay, and that's 93 million miles away.

American baseball umpire

Reporter: Will you be rooting for the American League or National League in the All Star Game?

Dole: Probably.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

That was Benes’ fifth strikeout on the day; he came in with 94, so now he has 104 strikeouts on the year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I wish I could remember everything I told him.

American baseball pitcher

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.

American baseball player

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager