Subject: Sports » Basketball

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques; I've got a technique… it's called just go get the damn ball.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.

American basketball player & broadcaster
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These young guys are playing checkers; I'm out there playing chess.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

To say a good defensive center is more important than a high-scoring forward is like saying that the intestinal tract is more vital than the circulatory system.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.

American sportscaster
Basketball Sports

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

American basketball player
Basketball Money Sports

You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Body Sports

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

We’ll just have to see if they can keep this Cinderella slipper alive.

Basketball Misspokements Sports

If you’re going to make every game a matter of life or death, you’re going to have a lot of problems… for one thing, you’ll be dead a lot.

(1931 – ) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

You out rebounded a dead man by one.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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We may have broken rules … but we did not cheat.

Connecticut basketball coach
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I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports Things

The way to stop Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is to get real close to him and breathe on his goggles.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

After a heavy reverse – It was an 'AW game. We were AWful and they were AWesome.

Basketball Sports

When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got into the Big East tournament.

American sportswriter
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Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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It was the toughest seven-man zone we faced all year.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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