Subject: Sports » Football (Page 15)

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football

Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts.

American football player
Football Misspokements Sports

God invented football so grown men would have something to do between wars.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Conflict Football Sports War

 I want a school my football team can be proud of.

(1905 – 1998) botanist, author & University of Oklahoma president
Education Football Misspokements School Sports

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
Football Sports

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Football Misspokements Science/Weather Sports

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

Football Misspokements Sports

Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

college football coach
Football Sports

The New York Jets have been given permission to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Football

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

American football player & coach
Football

Give each guy on the line an ax.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football Sports

I don’t know what he has… a pulled groin… a hip flexor… I dont know… a pulled something;  I never pulled anything… you can’t pull fat.

American football coach
Football Sports

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Texas businessman
Football Misspokements Sports

The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.

College football coach
Football Sports

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football Sports

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.


Football Intelligence Sports

Football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Education Football Sports

What’s the toughest thing in a professional football game? … Its being the mother of the quarterback.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Family Football Mothers Sports

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

 If you're a coach, NFL stands for "Not For Long."

professional football & TV commentator
Football Occupations Sports