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I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season… one word and one word only – Super Bowl.

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Whenever they gave him the game ball, he ate it.

American football player
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The fat lady might have cleared her throat, but she hasn't sung yet.

Texas Tech football coach
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Sure, the home-field is an advantage — but so is having a lot of talent.

(1961 – ) American football player
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Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
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If Marc Bulger throws an interception in Sun Devil Stadium and nobody is there to see it, is it still an interception?

American sports writer
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Let me know if Cain is able.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist
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Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

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Dance with the one what brung ya.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
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You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.

American football player
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He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

college football player
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We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.

American football player
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When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
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We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Playing middle linebacker is like walking through a lion's cage in a three-piece porkchop suit.

professional football player
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I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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