Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 3)

Basketball players get the girls, hockey players take them home.

Hockey Sports

Hockey is the original extreme sport.

American hockey player
Hockey Sports

Have another donut you fat pig!

Canadian hockey player & general manager
Hockey Sports

If officials called every penalty they saw, there would be no players on the ice and no one in the rink.

professional hockey referee
Hockey Sports

I knew I was in trouble when I heard snap, crackle, and pop, and I wasn't having a bowl of cereal.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

Hockey Sports

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Hmm, 600 games? What does it mean? It means I’m that much closer to getting fired.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Hockey Sports

We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

(1962 – ) American ice hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I don’t live in the fast lane – I live on the off ramp.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Life Sports

My face is my mask.

Canadian professional hockey goalie
Hockey Sports

He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

Hockey Sports

If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

We’ve got no-trade clauses. Nobody wants us.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I was kind of hoping it would straighten it out.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

I'd spend six months behind bars to have him on my team.

Canadian hockey player & broadcaster
Hockey Sports

A goal, an assist and a fight.

American ice hockey player
Hockey Sports

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Sports

Every time I see you naked I feel bad for your wife.

Czech hockey player
Appearance Body Hockey Sports