Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 9)

The hockey lockout of 1994-1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering… and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

(1963 – ) television host & comedian
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records.

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The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Canadian hockey general manager
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We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

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I'm just glad it wasn't machete night.

Canadian hockey player
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As a coach, you must remember that when you're on your way in, you're on your way out.

Canadian hockey coach & general manager
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I don't think you ever stopped Bobby Orr. You contained him.  He was too talented and too great a player.  When we played the Bruins and Bobby had to give up the puck it was a good play.

Canadian hockey player
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We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

professional hockey player
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Hockey is a mans game children can play, the other sports are children’s games that men play.

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He just got me in the right spot. In the small of the back. A good, clean, dirty hit… not that I didn't deserve it.

American hockey player
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We appreciate all the fans that are here, but we really respect the five or six who stayed with us all year.

(1962 – ) American ice hockey goaltender
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If you’ve only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs… it’ll seem like forever.

hockey announcer
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Here’s Wellwood, seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.

Canadian hockey player, coach & commentator
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Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.


(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist
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Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
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We're right next to Mile High Stadium. I'm no rocket scientist, but… uh… [smile]

Canadian hockey player
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I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no-parking sign in front of our net.

hockey general manager
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It's going to be good to be on his side for a change. I'll save a lot of energy since I don't have to concentrate on whacking him. I'm pretty excited about that.

Canadian hockey player
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How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

professional hockey goalie
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The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby [Orr] coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time.  I’m sure I wasn’t the only goalie who did that.

Canadian professional hockey player
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We've made a final offer. We hope [player] Ziggy Palffy will come to his senses. We have NO hope his agent will.

American player, coach & general manager
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