Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 9)

If he had another hair on his back, he'd be up a tree.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Ever since he’s been a little boo-aw.

Canadian hockey coach
Hockey Sports

I just tape four Tylenols to it.

Russian hockey player
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I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

Canadian hockey player
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Aren’t all coaches interim coaches?

Canadian ice hockey coach
Hockey Sports

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.

Boston Bruins general manager
Hockey Sports

You hate to lose your teeth and the game, too.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist
Hockey Sports

If you keep your opposition on their ass, they don’t score goals.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey Sports

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Body Fat Hockey

It takes brains; it's not like forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense… on defense you have to be thinking.

American hockey player
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I was hoping I could still be an underwear model after my career is over.

Canadian hockey player
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I only have one goal in each stick.

Czech ice hockey player
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The only way we could have, was to have shot him before the game started.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Hockey Sports

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor
Activities Conflict Fights Hockey Sports

I guess it's why you never say never. The only thing you can never do is ski through a revolving door.

hockey coach
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One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Canadian hockey player
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If you’re not going to score goals, at least make people hate you.

professional hockey player
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Daneyko got mad when Kaminski said he was going to knock his teeth out. Dano only has two teeth left, so you can't say that to Dano.

Canadian hockey player & coach
Hockey Sports

When he gets mad, it's like he's in another world. He'll look at you with those big eyes and they'll be going around in circles.

professional hockey player
Hockey Sports

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
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