Subject: Sports (Page 10)

The audience are literally electrified and glued to their seats.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

It is committee meetings, called huddles, separated by outburst of violence.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Football Sports

Here’s a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Cold Football Science/Weather Sports

I don’t think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti.

Scottish auto racer
Auto racing Sports

The woods are full of long drivers.

American golf professional & coach
Golf Sports

This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

 I’ve told you guys before, goalies don’t think.

Canadian hockey goaltender
Hockey Sports

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Canadian-born American hockey player
Hockey Sports

I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

My foot said go before my brain did.

top fuel drag racer
Auto racing Sports

Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

He was asked to throw out the first ball at a World Series game; but … he looked at the ball and, instead of throwing it, he put it in his pocket and sat down.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Activities Frugal Money Sports

I guess I’d better send my fingers to Cooperstown.

baseball player
Baseball Sports

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game would be played far better than it is.

golf author
Golf Sports

Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.

cricket announcer
Misspokements Sports

Motivation is simple — you eliminate those who are not motivated.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football Sports

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player
Baseball Sports

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. 

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Hockey Sports

…. Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one. 

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports