Subject: Sports (Page 43)

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

It's strange… two guys in shorts competing for a belt; they should, at least, award them slacks or a shirt.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Boxing Sports

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

Misspokements Sports

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist
Age Baseball Old Sports

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.

professional football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Jerry's a nice kid, but so's my wife… and she's no quarterback.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than everybody else: build a fire, run a motel and manage a baseball team.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball Sports

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quit football.

American football player
Activities Drugs Football Sports

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports

When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

A business executive is someone who talks golf in the office and business on the golf course.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Golf Sports

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Self Sports

A string of good alibis.

professional baseball manager
Baseball Sports

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

I told her they must be all sold out.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Sports

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Golf Sports

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set… and they're both working.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

American football coach
Football Sports

You may be right, but it hasn’t reached his legs yet!

Scottish football player & manager
Sports

I’ll always be Number 1 to myself.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

Argentina invaded the Falklands because they had ESPN and the Argentines wanted to get the late scores.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Entertainment Sports Television