Subject: Sports (Page 5)

The guy in front of me got number 76 and the guy behind me got number 78.

American football player & coach
Football Sports

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

You know what they say about big hitters… the woods are full of them.

(1910 – 1983) professional golfer
Golf Sports

Not everyone likes sports… Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Sports

Many continentals think life is a game, the English think cricket is a game.

(1912 – 1987) Hungarian-born British author
Sports

Listen, ump… how can you sleep with the lights on?

American baseball player
Baseball Sports

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

American sportscaster
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’m going to Radio Shack to buy one of those headsets like the broadcasters use… it seems as soon as you put them on, you get 100 times smarter.

American baseball manager
Baseball Intelligence Sports

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Basketball Headlines Sports

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Sports

Forty years after his heyday, an old opponent met Willie on the street and asked: "Do you recognize me?"
Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying: "Lie down so I can recognize you."

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing Sports

Hey, some places this would be a foul!

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat; that costs money and we don't have any.

Georgia Southern football coach
Football Sports

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season… one word and one word only – Super Bowl.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Fools Sports

My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.

American boxer
Boxing Sports

Spring training should last one day. We'd have the team golf outing and head north.

professional baseball player
Baseball Sports

I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately; ring the nearest golf course.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Doctors Golf Health Sports

When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Sports

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports