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Success
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You can have it all; you just can’t have it all at once.
Oprah Winfrey
(1954 – ) American television host, actress, producer & philanthropist
Success
Have it all
At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.
Brien's First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Organizations
If you think you can, you’re right; and if you think you can’t, you’re right.
Mary Kay Ash
(1918 – 2001) American businesswoman & founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics
Success
Work
Achievement
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis Jr.
(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
Characteristics
Insults
People
Success
Celebrity
Racism
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Success
Time
Celebrity
Glory
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
People
President
Success
Child
risk
I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.
Jessica Simpson
(1980 – ) American singer
Music
Success
Celebrity
Diva
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Success
Celebrity
Specific
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
Kristol's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Frustration
If at first you don't succeed, try try again… then quit; there's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Failure
Situations
Success
If
A
is a success in life, then
A
equals
x
plus
y
plus
z
; work is
x
;
y
is play; and
z
is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Life
Success
From Poland to polo in one generation.
Arthur Caesar
(1953 – ) Romanian-born American screenwriter
Success
Of film executive Darryl Zanuck
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
(1906 – 1987) American actress
Acting
Age
Entertainment
Success
Actors
Celebrity
Success is getting what you want, and happiness is wanting what you get.
‘Brother’ David Gardner
(1926 – 1983) American comedian & singer
Emotions
Happiness
Success
It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Success
Time
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
People
Success
Possibilities
Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
Henry's Quirk of Human Nature
Success
Winners
If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
Patricks's Theorem
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Equipment
Experiments
A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.
Polish proverb
Success
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Children
Family
Parents
Success
[A successful parent is one] who raises a child who grows up and is able to pay for his or her own psychoanalysis.
Nora Ephron
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Children
Family
Parents
Success
Psychoanalysis
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