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Subject:
Success
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Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Failure
Misspokements
Speech
Success
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
People
President
Success
Child
risk
Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Communication
Reading/Writing
Speech
Success
Celebrity
Public figures
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
People
Success
Time
Greatness
Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Money
Success
Work
Celebrity
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Intelligence
Success
Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?
Mary K. Brown
first American female professional tennis player
Sports
Success
Celebrity
Tennis
Tennis racquet
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Success
Skydiving
There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.
Kevin Bacon
(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Characteristics
Honesty
Success
Actors
Celebrity
Fame
Liars
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Success
Praise
Talent
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Peter's Placebo
Appearance
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Image
Performance
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Cullen Hightower
(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
People
Speech
Success
Accomplishments
Celebrity
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Characteristics
Success
Bad
In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.
Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Failure
People
Success
Losers
Winners
When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”
Hank Bauer
(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Success
New York Yankees
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.
Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Things
Inanimate objects
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host
Health
Success
Arthritis
Award
Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Music
Success
Things
Ability
Celebrity
Violin
[Fame] makes you feel permanently like a girl walking past construction workers.
Brad Pitt
(1963 – ) American actor & film producer
Success
Fame
I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.
Jessica Simpson
(1980 – ) American singer
Music
Success
Celebrity
Diva
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