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Subject:
Success
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In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
People
President
Success
Child
risk
My career must be slipping… this is the first time I’ve been available to pick up an award.
Michael Caine
(1933 – ) English actor
Success
Work
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Elspeth Pearson
(1901 – 1989) wife of Lester Bowles Pearson, Canadian prime minister
Men
People
Success
Women
Surprise
Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
Boyle’s Tenth Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Contingency plans
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Situations
Success
Boredom
First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Football
Sports
Success
Outlining a five-year plan for success
Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.
Roger’s Rule
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Approval
Blame
Credit
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
(1913 – 1989) American radio, television, film & voice actor
Marriage
Success
Wives
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Chinese
Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.
Anonymous
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Fame loses a little of its cache when you have to tell people that you have it.
Russell Brand
(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Speech
Success
Celebrity
Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.
Knox's Principle of Star Quality
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
Success
I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Success
Enemies
Fame
Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
Kristol's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Frustration
Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
Henry's Quirk of Human Nature
Success
Winners
Fame means absolutely nothing except a good table at a restaurant.
Eileen Atkins
(1934 – ) English actress & occasional screenwriter
Success
Celebrity
Fame
At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.
Brien's First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Organizations
I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
People
Self
Success
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Failure
Friends
Old
People
Success
The usual drawback to success is that it annoys one’s friends so.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Success
I’m throwing as hard as I ever did, but the ball is just not getting there as fast.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Age
Baseball
Sports
Success
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