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Success
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Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.
Natasha Leggero
(1974 – ) American comedian
America
Places
Success
Talent
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Privacy
Public
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host
Health
Success
Arthritis
Award
It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.
Gore Vidal
(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Failure
Success
I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Success
Enemies
Fame
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Daniel J. Boorstin
(1914 – ) historian
Communication
Success
Birth
I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.
Michael ‘Geechy Guy’ Cathers
(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian
Conflict
Killing
Success
Celebrity
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Life
Success
Ancestors
Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.
Harry Cohn
(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer
Success
Time
Celebrity
Overnight star
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor
(1906 – 1987) American actress
Acting
Age
Entertainment
Success
Actors
Celebrity
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Henry Kissinger
(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar
Characteristics
Success
Boredom
Celebrity
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Failure
Friends
Old
People
Success
If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.
Marcelene Cox
writer
Family
Parents
Success
Behind every successful man, you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Jimmy Stewart
(1908 – 1997) American actor
Appearance
Clothing
Men
People
Success
Women
Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis Jr.
(1925 – 1990) American entertainer
Characteristics
Insults
People
Success
Celebrity
Racism
No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.
Lou Brock
(1939 – ) American baseball player
Success
Work
Results
If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
People
Situations
Success
Work
Cooperation
Credit
If you think you can, you’re right; and if you think you can’t, you’re right.
Mary Kay Ash
(1918 – 2001) American businesswoman & founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics
Success
Work
Achievement
Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
Henry's Quirk of Human Nature
Success
Winners
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)
Money
Success
Wealth
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Success
Showing up
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