Subject: Success (Page 9)

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to accommodate all these singing shows.

(1974 – ) American comedian

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

(1894 – 1974) comedian, radio & television host

It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

(1914 – ) historian

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?

(1906 – 1987) American actress

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

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Behind every successful man, you’ll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

(1908 – 1997) American actor

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer

No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby.

(1939 – ) American baseball player

If anything goes bad, I did it… if anything goes semi-good, we did it… if anything goes really good, then you did it; that's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach

If you think you can, you’re right; and if you think you can’t, you’re right.

(1918 – 2001) American businesswoman & founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics

Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian