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Time
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I’d like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
Irene Mayer Selznick
(1907 - 1990) American theatrical producer
Age
Old
Time
The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.
Mike Cameron
American baseball player
Baseball
Science/Weather
Sports
Time
Sun
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
E.V. Lucas
(1868 – 1938) English humorist, editor, publisher & writer
People
Time
Tardiness
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
(1878 – 1969) clergyman
Activities
Beliefs
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Time
The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
McLaughlin's Law (see Parson's Third Law)
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Meetings
We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Activities
Past
People
Time
Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Situations
Time
Permanence
Tradition
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Government
Law
Lawyers
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Time
Commercial
Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.
Oliver's Tool Rule Part 1
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Time
Toolbox
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