Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

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“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“I am removing the lining of my gloves,” Tom deferred.

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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“It’s made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.

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“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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“I’d like to be a Chinese laborer,” said Tom coolly.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“Now I have the tools to chop down that tree,” said Tom with a heavy accent.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“For goodness sakes, use a broom,” Tom bristled.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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