Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 23)

I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

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“Unlike you, I’ve always been a dog person,” he barked.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

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“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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“I can see the Greek woodland deity is no more,” Tom said with a deadpan expression.

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“It’s my maid’s night off,” said Tom helplessly.

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“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

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“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“The optician probably doesn’t have my glasses ready yet,” Tom speculated.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

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“I will file a counter suit against you,” Tom retorted.

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“Another plate of seafood for me!” Tom clamored.

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“This flower’s empty,” the drone said belatedly.

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“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

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“I’m just an ordinary soldier,” Tom admitted privately.

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