Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 24)

“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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“Hey, you’re on my foot!” said Tom standoffishly.

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“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

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“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

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“I’ve joined the Airborne Medical Corps,” said Tom paradoxically.

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.

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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

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“Sorry! I’ve accidentally pierced your cheek instead,” said Tom mysteriously.

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“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“What’s a wide-angle lens?” asked Tom obtusely.

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“I always eat at McDonald’s”, said Tom archly.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“This is the wrong tree,” Tom barked, as he climbed up.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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