Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 24)

“Boy, that’s an ugly hippopotamus!” said Tom hypocritically.

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“These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“I like fuzzy bunnies”, gurgled Tom acutely.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“Cut it out!” said Tom sharply.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

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“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

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“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.

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“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“Hey, what’s it worth if I help you escape from prison?” asked Tom contemptuously.

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“That painting makes me laugh”, Tom articulated.

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“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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