Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“The door’s ajar,” said Tom openly.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“That young insect is male,” said Tom buoyantly.

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“Why shouldn’t I stir my yoghurt with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“I like camping,” said Tom intently.

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“A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair,” said Tom, visibly moved.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

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