Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 4)

“Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game,” said Tom lovingly.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

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“This boat leaks,” said Tom balefully.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

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“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

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“I’ve never had a car accident,” said Tom recklessly.

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“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“Boy, I wish the elevator were working,” said Tom, staring up to the top.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

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“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

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“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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