Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“There’s no need for silence,” Tom allowed.

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“Rasputin and I are lovers,” said Nicholas bizarrely.

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“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“I suppose I’ll have to write my name again,” said Tom resignedly.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.

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“Boy, will I give you a haircut!” said Tom barbarously.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

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“I wish I had something to write with,” Tom said pensively.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“I’ve paid my annual subscription,” Tom remembered.

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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

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“My cat George is my dearest friend,” Tabitha purred.

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