Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 7)

“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

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“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“I have a delivery of shoes for the prisoners,” said Tom consolingly.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“I don’t have a boyfriend,” said Mary guilelessly.

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“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.

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“You find it very large?” said Mr. Podsnap, spaciously

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“Monaural and quadraphonic systems are exceptions,” said Tom stereotypically.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

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“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“The prisoners set up a company,” the warden confirmed.

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“This Bud’s for you,” said Tom lightly.

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“Would you like some soda?” asked Tom caustically.

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“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“What’s a wide-angle lens?” asked Tom obtusely.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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