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For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
Pocari Sweat
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A Japanese sport drink brand
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Pipi
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A Yugoslavian orangeade
Sorry For the Inconvenient
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Sign in the Philippines
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
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Signs
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In a Taiwan cafeteria
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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We serve people like you as good food!
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Signs
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There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
Sign
Signs
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Food packaging
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
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