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Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Petal Attraction
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Signs
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On a Philippine floral shop
Women Kingdom
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At a women’s restroom in China
You ugly, you look like your twelve year old turtle.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape
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In China
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
Sign
Crime
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At a Japanese hotel
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Tiny male genitals
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Ford’s "Pinto" as translated in Brazilian slang
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
Sorry For the Inconvenient
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Sign in the Philippines
Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.
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On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes
Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
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Signs
Sports
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On a basketball video game in Japan
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
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