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Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Free people for sale
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In a store in China
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
We serve people like you as good food!
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Signs
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For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
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Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Fish & Ships
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Food/Drink
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On restaurant in the Far East
Helloween Party
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Packaging found in Japan
Pork with fresh garbage.
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From a menu in Vietnam
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
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Signs
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A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
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