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Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
Intestines of crab.
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Description of a Dim sum plate on a menu in China
Here speeching American.
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At a Morrocan shop entrance
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
Sign
Signs
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Sign in a Tokyo hotel
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Signs
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The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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No smoothen the lion
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Happy Your Pocket!
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Signs
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A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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