Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 40)

She’s all dressed up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

My dreams have been shattered into shards of a broken dream.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Suzanne: Where are our seats?

Julia: I don’t know. If history teaches us anything, mine will be next to a baby who smokes.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

(1926 – 2010) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Paul Buchman: Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day.
Jamie Buchman: So, in other words, you forgot to buy me a card.
Paul Buchman: That’s what I'm saying.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

Igor: What hump?

(1934 – 1982) English writer, comedian & actor
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: Whatcha up to Norm?

Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Ignatowski’s got a father? There goes my spore theory!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes

Well shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.


TV/Movie Quotes

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
Lies TV/Movie Quotes

I really must go. I’m hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing “Subtle Plans are Here Again!”

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille; I used to rub the dirty parts.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

The guy I fell in love with had an easy going spirit with a fast car; but he wouldn't marry me, so I ended up with you.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes