Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 78)

We’re sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

George: She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or “Whose bra is this?”

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Drinking doesn’t cause hangovers; stopping drinking causes hangovers.

(1937 – 2001) American actor, writer, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Al: Anything for dinner, Peg?

Peg: Get a wife!

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

(1917 – 2000) American actor, composer, pianist & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat] Peggy: I wonder what their parents were.

Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?

Frasier: Your unending bull.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how's that for freedom of choice?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Mrs. Gideon: Well! I’m afraid I can’t say anything good about her.

Cuthbert J. Twillie: I can see what’s good. Tell me the rest.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Woman: The house… looks like it’s haunted.

Morticia: Thank you.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: If a child of four can ride one, (a bicycle), then so can we.

Niles: That’s what you said when we were six.

(1959 – ) American actor
Things TV/Movie Quotes

It looks like we’re up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

cartoon character in Shrek 2 (Conrad Vernon)
Situations TV/Movie Quotes