Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 75)

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Murray: A woman is giving birth to a baby in Mary’s bedroom!

Sue Ann: I know! And it’s probably the most exciting thing that’ll ever happen in there!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

(1943 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
God Life TV/Movie Quotes

They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[to waitress]: I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’ t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Baldrick: I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder: Yes Baldrick. Let us not forget you tried to solve the problem of your mother’s low ceiling by cutting off her head.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Clams… I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Edith Bunker: What’s wrong, Archie?

Mike Stivic: It’s just indigestion. It comes from eating his own words.

(1947 – ) American actor, director, producer & activist
TV/Movie Quotes

Go do – that voodoo – that you do – so well!

(1927 – 2008) American comedic actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.

(1973 – ) American actor
Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Army recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That’s robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

Ziskey: Never convicted.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
Crime TV/Movie Quotes

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Penny: Howard, cow tipping – real or not?

Howard: I’m going to say not. That’s just based on me trying to roll my mom over when she’s snoring.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes