Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 76)

Sam: I’ve never met an intelligent woman I’d want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: ‘whew.’

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut.

(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

A wed wose. How womantic.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints… they’re upstairs in my socks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

[about the dictionary] It’s the most pointless book since “How to Learn French”… was translated into French.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin.

(1970 – ) American actor
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Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.

(1958 – ) American actor, screenwriter, director & producer
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Al, when I married you for richer or poorer, I thought we'd try one and then the other and then choose. I think we've gone just about as far as we can go with the first one.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.

(1959 – ) American actor
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Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.

(1952 – 2010) American actor
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I really miss Phyllis. Of course, I never knew her very well. Maybe that helps.

(1948 – ) American actress
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Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here… this is the War Room!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you… he really is an idiot.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge, darling?

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
Time TV/Movie Quotes Work

Luna Schlosser: What’s it feel like to be dead for 200 years?

Miles Monroe: Like spending a weekend in Beverly Hills.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes