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Author: Church Bulletin
Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
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