Author: Church Bulletin

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.

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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.

Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.

After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing Now Thank We All Our God.

Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.