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Author: Church Bulletin
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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