Author: Church Bulletin

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages

Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"

Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.

Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"

Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles

The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.

After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing Now Thank We All Our God.

The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.

What if Doing the Hokey Pokey Is What It’s All About?

The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."