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Author: Church Bulletin Page 11
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Drugs
Party
Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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