Author: Church Bulletin Page 11

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.

Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.

Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.

Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.

Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.

Helpers are needed!  Please sign up on the information sheep.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.

The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.

The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."