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Author: Church Bulletin Page 11
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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