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Author: Church Bulletin Page 11
The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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